12/17/08

I miss Bruce Lee...

But this guy does have some impressive speed.


If I had that kind of assault speed... I would be making a living fighting for hire. How come they don't have ninja services for hire online? I think that would be a highly successful business. You log onto the site and put in your address and your fight request. Within 48 hours a ninja shows up in the shadows of your bedroom while you are sleep. He picks up the brown bag of money you have left for him at the foot of your bed. He carries out the requested assault. The victim has no idea who hit them because it was ninja style.

Everyone wins.

2 comments:

shonsteez said...

He was crazy fast, the part where he was doing push ups with his index fingers was nuts.

Ominous Red said...

I'm trying to be able to do pushups with my fingers around this time next year. For real. I wanna get in super shape for about 1 year in my life, then go back to eating fried twinkies...